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~TioJesseLuver
CHOOSE YOUR ALLIANCE!
is a Yellow Alien
is a deviant since Nov 14, 2005, 12:50 AM
has 666 pageviews
is located in United States
last visited 5h 57m 7s ago
is currently CHINESE MAFIA FOR LIFE!

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THE UNDERGROUND OF CHINA IS ONCE AGAIN UNTOUCHABLE.
WHO ARE YOU?

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THE !CHINESE-MAFIA CIRCUIT WILL LIVE ON!!!
BRAIN + JAR.

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I was born September of 2006 from the previous Stalin's mustache hairs, found in surprisingly good condition years after his death.

I'm a miracle. Bow to me.
"Come support motherland, yes?

The Soviet Union is rebuilding itself! I, the pickle-jar-inhabitant leader of this neo-nation will RULE ALL OF EARTH.

I mean promote communism.

...cookie?"

WHAT IS THIS?
WHEN FIRST VIEWING UPON YOU LESBIAN JEWELRY CLASS ICON I ALMOST THINK TO SELF THAT SOMEONE WORTHY OF THE OPIUM CHAIN HAVE ARRIVE BUT AFTER READING A JOHNSON STATION PROFILE AND WITNESS YOU LACK OF POWER OR STRENGTH ON DEVIANT ART I HAVE DECIDE THAT I WILL CRY THE DISCOW MOSCOW BUGALOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING, MONCHICHI JAY:
THE DISSAPOINTMENT LAND ALL ON YOU, BABYCAKE.
YOU ARE A BABY BLUE AND WILL TAKE A SOVIET HAMMER AND SICKLE TO THE FILTRUM ON YOU BURGENDY LIP FOR ACTING A WENCH ON MY PAGE.
HONG KONG DO NOT PLAY~!
PLAY A HISTORY CHANNEL BY YOUSELF AT THE MOSCOW TEMPLE TONIGHT.

CHINESE MAFIA IS NOTHING TO RECKON WITH.
YOU ARE TOYING WITH KUM-LAO FIRE.

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CONFORM TO RED HOUSE, BITCH!
HKK FOR LIFE!
CEASE THIS NONSENSE OR I SHALL BEAT YOU READILY WITH MY MEDULA OBLENGATA.

AND THEN SPRAY YOU WITH PICKLE JUICE! IT WILL BURN YOUR EYES! AND PICKLE THEM! ALL AT THE SAME TIME. UNLESS YOU BUY A BRIEFCASE. THEN YOU WILL NOT SUFFER THE TERRIBLE FATE OF HAVING YOUR EYES CHASED BY MANY HUNGRY, YODELING POLACKS WHO HUNGER FOR THE PICKLED EGG AND SEE ONLY YOUR EYES.

BUY BRIEFCASE, YES?

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I was born September of 2006 from the previous Stalin's mustache hairs, found in surprisingly good condition years after his death.

I'm a miracle. Bow to me.
AGAIN I REPEAT, THE DISSAPOINTMENT LAND ALL ON YOU.
YOU ARE PLAYING THE LOSING HAND.

THE JAR YOU WILL NEED IS A JAR OF CHINESE MEDICINE TO RUB ALL YOU SMIRNOFF INJURIES RECIEVED AFTER I THROW YOU DOWN LIKE A DECK OF CARDS.

52 PICK UP~!

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CONFORM TO RED HOUSE, BITCH!
HKK FOR LIFE!
YEAH? YEAH?!

WELL... I'VE GOT MORE THAN 52 CARDS! FIVE ACES UP MY SLEEVE! DO NOT MAKE COMMENT ABOUT MY NOT HAVING SLEEVES, I HAVE SLEEVES THAT YOUR MIND COULD NEVER COMPREHEND.

BESIDES, I WILL BUILD A GIANT STALIN ROBOT AND THEN I WILL BE TALLER THAN YOU ALL, AND SHINEY TOO. THEN YOU WILL ALL SCREAM IN TERROR AS I CRUSH YOUR CITIES BENEATH MY FEET, AND I WILL BE MORE FEARED THAN THAT GIANT MAN IN A DINO SUIT!

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I was born September of 2006 from the previous Stalin's mustache hairs, found in surprisingly good condition years after his death.

I'm a miracle. Bow to me.
ADRIK FEDEROV, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU CAN BRING ON MORE THAN YOU VASELINE SAVINGS FROM THE SOVIET DOLLAR STORE.
YOU DIRTY RUBLE.

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CONFORM TO RED HOUSE, BITCH!
HKK FOR LIFE!
LISTEN UP DOLLY POP. THIS IS YOU LAST WARNING. YOU WILL SURELY FEEL THE WHIRLWIND OF SHIT HIT YOU JAR WHEN WE ARE THROUGH WITH YOU.

NOW WE WILL CALL YOU MAMA AS IF SHE WAS MARY KAY HERSELF AND I WILL PERSONALLY PAINT WHAT IS LEFT OF YOU DECAPITATE HEAD RED AND YELLOW!

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THE !CHINESE-MAFIA CIRCUIT WILL LIVE ON!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! MY HEART STOP BEATING WHEN I READ THIS!!!

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JUST REMEMBER THAT WE DO NOT PLAY!

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